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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Alien Abduction.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Or possibly, Bermuda Triangle. Seriously - when was the last time you heard a really good gone-missing-while-flying-in-a-small-plane-over-the-Bermuda-Triangle story?

It would explain a LOT.

Like... I dunno... where the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks I've been for (as Adrienne has so helpfully pointed out *poke* ouch, thank you) over a month now?

Wait. Did somebody say hockey sticks? Okay okay. Here's the real story: I was in Las Vegas watching my nine year-old nephew play extremely entertaining tournament-hockey. That's right. Hockey. In the desert. In July. In a 118-degree heat-wave.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Okay - fine. It WAS the aliens. Just remember - what happens in the Vega System stays in the Vega System...

More anon. Promise!

Beam me up, lads,


Adrienne said...

Promises promises . . . I am holding you to them . . . we want details girly and pictures!!

(nice to see you back on the blogosphere!)

Doug A Scott said...

Vegas in July. Man, I'm beginning to melt just thinking about it...

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