*tap tap tap*... is this thing on?
Look, Ma - I have a blog!!
It's a... thing. A thingie. You post messages on it. Yeah. Kinda like the 'fridge. A big, electronic, public-access 'fridge. Except, you don't post things like "Pick Up Cat De-Wormer" or "All out of TP - again"... y'know?
No no... it's sort of more for posting your thoughts and feelings and opinions and newsworthy items and you know I can actually HEAR you rolling your eyes, Mom. Well, yes - I could just pick up the phone. To talk to you.
But the blog?
THAT's for my public! Yes, right. When I have public.
Hello? Public?... People? Friends? Romans? Countrymen?...
Are you sure this thing is on?...